Best Commercial!

I love this freakin' commercial, it cracks me up every time!!! They definitely picked the perfect person to do the acting. There's another one now with a woman wearing all white, but it's not as good.

First Blog of the Year Update

Well hello there!!! I am finally taking a short period of time out to write something in this old darn blog! Which made me automatically think of something...the other day I was out with some friends and one of the girls was talking about her old job. I guess she had a blog on LiveJournal (whooaaaa...what? Someone else I know and am friends with in real life blogs???!!! (I kept my mouth shut...no one knows about this baby you're reading...BUT then again, no one would be surprised that I have a secret blog because I write!)) That's actually the whole point of the story. I was just shocked to hear her say she had a LiveJournal...she never went into any details about it except that she was a dummy and put some stuff in it about work and got in trouble. She must have missed Blogging 101.

Anyways...let's delve into what else has been going on. FL (first love) is now officially married. Blah. Over it. Moving along...I have his brother's wedding at the end of the month...must find a hot dress to wear.

R did wonderfully with my Christmas presents this year. I got a book that I wanted, 2 pairs of boots that I wanted, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 4 on DVD, Michael Kors 'Very Hollywood' perfume, AND a 160 GB iPod! Finally! Someplace to put ALL of my music! I'm so tired of looking at the stacks of cds (with out cases, mind you) that I have ALL over the place and don't even know what's on most of them.

Here's a funny little story. A couple weeks ago, it was a Monday...I was just about to get off work when my phone rang. It was one of my best guy buds P. I figured I'd call him back, I had to finish up a few things, but noted that it was odd for him to call at that time of day. So, when I called him he's like, "I NEEEEEEED your help." We both laughed and I'm like, "Okay...well hopefully I can help ya, what is it?"
"I'm down the street from my house, and I'm tripping. I thought I'd be cool, but I can't drive and we're stuck." I could hear a girl in the background laughing and another one of my guy friends that was in from outta town.
He asked if I could come and pick them up at his house, he didn't want to stay at home because he still lives with parentals. So, off I went straight from the office to go pick them up. They all thanked me profusely, it was hilarious! Good thing I didn't have anything important to do, because when we got back to my apartment, we all just hung out, and I had a few beers while they tripped. I'd met the girl before, but couldn't remember her name. Apparently, (we later found out) she was so wigged out she thought we were all talking and making fun of her! It hadn't even been an hour and she was on the phone giving her friend directions to come and pick her up. P was just like, "whatever," and we continued our hanging out by listening to music and eventually I decided it would be super fun to make sock puppets!

Hahaha...Luke

Don't ask me why, but I think up some of the weirdest stuff when I'm trying to fall asleep. So, last night I thought up a crazy scenario.

If you slept with a guy named Luke, how funny would that be because while in the act, he might say something like, "How does that feel?" and you could answer with "Luke warm!" HA!

Then I tried to think of anyone I know that's named Luke (nope) or anyone my friend's know named Luke that they could sleep with in order to follow through with this plan. Negative on all ends.

If you know a Luke, do it! If you ARE a Luke, has this happened to you?!

Guess I should stop eating jalepenos so late at night.

Don't Yell at Me Through Your TV

Last night was quite eventful, in the way of a scary movie. You ever find yourself in a situation where you're like, "Whoa! This right now could be a weird F'd up scary movie!" and from that point on, you kind of freak yourself out?

That's what happened to me last night. One of my girlfriends came over to the house last night since I have the entire house to myself until Saturday. We had a couple cocktails and were just chatting and catching up since she'd just gotten back from a cruise.

We were sitting out on the deck, it was a really nice night outside. Suddenly, I realized that the lights inside the "barn" (kind of like a huge work garage we call the barn), were on! I don't know why I suddenly noticed it, or how long it'd been that way. I interrupt her story and we look over to the barn and at the same time hear what was most likely my neighbor yelling at his dog. But when you're half-drunk and think someone is in your garage (don't know who!) and hear yelling, it all kinda comes together like, "Whoa shit, what's going on?" hahaha

After a few minutes, I 'push-to-talked' my cousin that works with me and my dad. I asked him if he was in the barn. He wasn't. Hmmm.....

Did not see any vehicle outside that should not be there.

Cousin says one of the guys (from here at work) probably just left the light on from earlier going in there to get job materials. Hmmmm....

Yes, I knew that he was probably right, but remember I'm kind of buzzed up.
I tell him, "Okay, well I have a friend here with me, we'll go check it out."

Friend was pretty scared, but I am not sure if I could have done it by myself. Plus, I told her it was a Halloween adventure!!! I got shoes on, we opened up our garage and trekked over to the barn.
We have a secret lock combo thing to get the key to get into the barn. So, while I'm doing that getting the key for us, I can hear a phone ringing inside the barn!

We finally get in, turn on the light and yell out "Hellooooo?!" No answer and no more phone ringing. We cautiously move about and look around. Even had to go to the upstairs part. At one point, I even thought that maybe, just maybe, my stepdad was playing some sort of trick on me! But, I immediately dismissed the thought, knowing that that would be too far over the line even for him when it comes to scary pranks. Mom would never let him pull that one off! I said, "Hmmmm...I guess one of the guys did leave the light on...maybe I didn't hear a phone," I said.
"No, I heard that phone too," she said.

That was a little creepy. "Okay, so there was a phone ringing", I thought in my head. We walked around a bit again when friend notices, "Hey, here's a phone right here on the wall, you shithead!!" she says.

I laughed pretty hard, at first she thought I'd been messing with her, but I told her I really didn't know what was up and didn't even realize there was a phone right there! So, the house phone had been ringing and that's what we heard. Still a little weird because no one really calls the house...they call cells. I know or I'm sure that a lot of sales calls come through that line, like 800 numbers and what not, but I still liked to keep it a little bit freaky, I guess ("ooooh creepy! The house phone is ringing.....it's a dead zone!"). She said that was her "haunted house" for the year. Ha!

But, if it were an actual scary movie, you probably would have yelled at us through your televisions, because we were kind of stupid about it all. Kind of the typical old-school-scary -movie-stupid-actors-etc. thing goin' on. I even had grabbed a huge aerosol can of glass cleaner from the shelf to take when I checked the upstairs! Bad-ass.

Weekend Recap

Usually my weekend adventures are sort of the same and I have nothing spectacular and out of the ordinary to report.
But, this weekend was different.

E has been hanging out with one of her exes again. His name is The D. Along with The D are his closest friends: The B, DL, and Stoney. So, all of us have been hanging out. R decides Friday night that he doesn't like The B. Not really sure why, but he doesn't. He has known The D and DL for quite some time, and has no qualms with them (or Stoney...I mean really? Who could hate Stoney?).
Saturday night we're all out again. Might I mention that DL has a huge ass crush on me, and has for some time. BUT, he respects my & R's relationship and does not act like a douschebag. In fact, R and DL get along well, even though R doesn't know about DL's like for me.
Saturday night, The B says to me, "That's your boyfriend, right?" and I said, "Yeah," and thinking that he was going to say something mean about R's behavior, I said, "He just messes with everyone, that's his sense of humor." And he said, "Oh, no -- I mean I like him, but you could do a lot better."

Ummm, what?
I brush it off, whatever. I've known The B for awhile, but geez, it was pretty inappropriate for him to say. I wouldn't have said something like that to him if he had a girlfriend.
Then, a little bit later, The B keeps making comments. R catches on and realized that The B is talking shit. R gets pissed. I try to keep the peace. I tell E that someone needs to control The B and he needs to keep his mouth shut. The B says, "DL has such a crush on you. You should be dating him."
Nope. Sorry.

Later, The D tells me that E told him to fix it or they were over. (Yikes!) She also said that she's told DL that the 2 of us would never work in a relationship even if I didn't have a boyfriend. The D tells me he's super sorry for his asshole friends. The B asks why everyone's so angry and I told him he needs to just shut the hell up. I told him that R heard him, and so then The B apologized deeply and said he didn't know that. I told him DL is a cool dude, but I'd never date him, so the whole thing needs to be dropped.

Well, shortly after -- me, R, and R's roommate Nacho, leave to go to another bar, because we were done with the one we were at, and done with drama.
And whoooooooo! Was I crazy!!! We had a fantabulous time. When we decided to leave the next bar, I was chasing R throughout the bar with ice that I was going to throw at him when I fell right in the middle of the place!!! I was laughing, but no one was even helping me up! I turned to see Nacho shaking his head and laughing, and finally he helped me up.
Later, I smacked my head hard off the couch, which is still hurting today. What else? We kind of just wreaked havoc everywhere we went. And R said on the cab ride home I kept calling our driver 'Borat', saying 'very nice, very nice' and 'sexy time' AND tickling the top of his head going, 'tee hee hee!!!'
So, as you can tell, it turned out to be a fun time.

O-M-G

Of course this stuff happens to me...

So just a few minutes ago, I'm sitting here at my desk and re-formatting some pictures.

No one hardly ever comes in the office, let alone a hot lookin' dude.

And I'm BLARING the song, "Boom, I fucked your boyfriend"!!!! Kind of singing it and dancing a bit, when I hear the door open.

I turn around, see the dude, yell "Oh shit!!!" while trying to hurry and turn it down.
All the while there's still a big picture up on my screen of me out with friends wasted.

He just kind of laughed and handed me his RESUME.

I suck.

Yes, again, I'm sorry.

I've settled into some sort of winter depression that's caused me to have nothing good to write about here.

I've been in a slump and I don't want to put anyone in a situation where they're reading about all my "woes" or what-not. That's no fun.

Really, I don't think I have that many "woes" right now. But, nothing overly exciting or funny has happened lately. Thus, I have nothing for you.

I did think of this though for in case of rough blogging times...

Now, let me happily present to you --- "The Chronicles of Ceiling Cat"

I think they are ALL hilarious! I hope you enjoy!

Good thing glass isn't smell-thru

Over the weekend I went about 4 1/2 hours away with R for his cousin's wedding. I don't really know his parents that well yet, let alone his whole family, but thankfully my best guy friend N is his brother, so he was there, too.

So, we're at the wedding reception and N and I go outside to smoke a cigarette. We're standing there and in between our conversation we hear others around us. Suddenly we heard a slow, quiet-but-getting-louder 'brrrrrrRRRRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRR'. Seriously, it went on forever. We look over to see these older men and women totally trashed and one of the men was kind of standing with his butt out. The sound was his ass blowing up. He started cracking up laughing, and then everyone else around him did, too. N and I look at each other like, "Wow, really?" but of course start laughing, too. We look back over and the man's wife says, "Oh my gosh! You guys could hear that all the way over there?" We nodded. "I swear he's not mine," she said.

Then (and this is the best part) he says, "Operation: Break Window!"

The Jack Saga continues...

So, last night I had a benefit to attend for children with cancer. I went last year as well, and it's quite fun. There are vendor booths set up with skincare products, jewelry, purses, and food. There's also a Chinese Auction. One of my good friends works for a real estate company and they have a little station set up there, so I go to keep her company, drink wine, eat cheese and crackers, and shop a little (it's for charity!).

So, I went and met up with my friend and E was already there, too. So, we were all looking around and chatting, having our wine. E went to the bathroom and says, "I'll meet you back out here in a minute."

I walk to the edge of the huge room where everyone is and look in. I notice a cute looking guy, with a woman. As I am looking at him for what seemed like forever but really was only a few seconds...we lock eyes, and to my greatest surprise I realize, "Holy shit! That's my EX!" from about 5 years ago!

I turned around and walked into the bathroom. "E, OMG, an EX of mine is out there!"
I was amazed, ever since we broke up (it was a bad, bad breakup) we haven't seen each other anywhere! It sucked that he still looked cute, but whatever.

E and I left the bathroom, went and got more wine while I pointed him out. And that was that.
Oh yeah, and I bought a Dior necklace that I LOVE!
******
Moving on, after the benefit I stopped over at the friend's apartment that I was at Tuesday night. The girl that puked in my car was there as well. They said I could stop over and they'd finish cleaning up the vomit. Eww. Okay.

So, I'm sitting there chatting with my guy friend while they're politely cleaning my car outside when he informs me he got into an ASSLOAD of trouble for the stolen horse. He said he was totally bitched out, but no one knew who did it for sure.

As it turned out, this little old lady had an antique appraiser there a bit ago and he was going to give her $90 for the horse, and $60 for a rocking chair. He went to pick up the items yesterday when of course, the horse was missing. The lady freaked, confronted everyone in the building, called the cops, the whole 9 yards.

When I left, I stopped over E's and informed her. She was instantly upset because she loves the horse (Jack) and won't give him up but is afraid of karma and just genuinely feels bad and doesn't want my friend to get in trouble. "Wow, good thing I didn't take the rocking chair, too! I thought about it!" she told me.

So, today she called him to ask him what she should do. We came upon the decision to give the lady $100 in an envelope with a small note only saying, "Please accept my sincere apology and this gift of money for your troubles regarding the horse." They're going to slip it under her door!

It took us awhile to figure out exactly how to word the short note. "Thanks for the horse." Nah, that sounds kind of mean. "Jack has a great home now." HAHAHA--nooooo, can't say that either. "Sorry, we thought it was trash that was going to be thrown out." Negative. Then we discussed the topic of fingerprints and that maybe we should wear gloves when delivering the envelope. Actually, E is giving it to my friend because she doesn't want to go anywhere near their apartment complex! HA!

I could do nothing but laugh my ass off.
Jack sure is a hot commodity!

Meet Jack

Last night was crazy---like a Saturday night kind of crazy! First, I went to lunch with a friend yesterday and ran into ANOTHER friend of mine I hadn't seen in awhile. She invited me over to hang out that night and catch up, etc. So, I pick up a 6 pack and go over. We hang out for about an hour and a half and then I had plans to go to this local bar. This friend informed me there was a Beerfest competition there. Teams of 5 (paying $20/team) were competing in 5 events: chugging, quarters, beer pong, relay races, and flip cup. It's every Tuesday this month. Well, we wanted to see what it was all about!

So did my friend E, so I left my friend's place and she was going to meet us there in a little while with her boyfriend. I picked up E and off to the bar we went. At first it was pretty dead, and nothing seemed to be going on. I asked the bartender, "I thought there was a beer competition tonight?" She said there was supposed to be, but nobody signed up! WHAT?! I couldn't believe my ears!

Anyways, a few other friends of mine that I run into sometimes show up. They were also quite devastated.

We all were drinking, singing karaoke and having a grand time.

My 2 guy friends wanted to leave, but his girlfriend and her friend didn't, so they asked if I could take them home. "Sure, no problem."

So, when we left, I stopped at Sheetz while E and one of the girls went inside. The other girl was practically half asleep drunk in my backseat and she started moaning. I said, "Uhhh, are you gonna puke?" and she moaned a faint "yeeeeaaah".

Uh oh. Okay.

So, I get out of the car while I'm saying, "Okay, let's just get your door back here open for you," and when I opened it her head was drunkenly hanging off the seat and there was a yellow-orange puddle of vomit on the floor of my car. "Ewwww," I ran inside and told her friend and she apologized and came out to clean it up. "Well, at least it's all orange juice from the screwdrivers she was drinking!" Ohhhh, okay, well that makes it all better!

But, I wasn't mad, shit happens.

SO THEN, we get them home and the boys had to come out to carry the girl into their place. They invited E and I in for a drink, so we went in. Then, to go and smoke a cigarette we had to go down through their apartment complex to their garage.

Well, there's a storage area in the downstairs for all the residents and E and I spotted this wooden rocking horse out in plain sight! We grabbed it and stuck it right in the middle of the floor. Then, we got reprimanded so we left it and went to go smoke.

We just had to have the horsey.

We convinced one of my guy friends to steal the horsey, transport it to E's apartment, and we'd pay him $20.

He did!

picture from www.grammaknowseducationaltoys.com

We had mucho fun riding Jack (haha) and we even signed our names on the bottom of him. And in spirit of Halloween coming up, his last name is O'Lantern. Oh, Jack didn't have any eyes either so we gave him some with a Sharpie.

So...that's how the story of Jack came about. He now resides in E's apartment, and we named him Jack because "we jacked him!" We're gonna dress him up and pimp him out! Great night!

Waving

The other day while driving there was a biker guy on his motorcycle in front of me. And I always forgot until it would happen that bikers do that little 'wave' thing to each other in passing. So, again, I didn't think about it until I saw it the other day. Instantly, I smiled and began to laugh.

I LOVE it when bikers do that 'head nod' or 'wave' to each other. I used to ask my dad when I was little and he took me on rides, "Oh, do you know him?" and he'd say, "No, that's just what you do." "But why? If you don't know them, why?" I wondered.

BUT ANYWAYS, then I started to think about how cool and funny it would be if I just started waving to other people that drive the same car as me. Do you think they'd get it? I think it'd be so much fun!!!

Superbad = SuperRAD

So who else went to see 'Superbad' over the weekend???

I. LOVED. IT.

Honestly, I couldn't stop laughing, and neither could hardly anyone else in the theater.

The 2 main characters, Seth and Evan, are hilarious! And I thought that Fogell (McLovin, or Fagell) was awesome and a great addition to the two-some!
Seth Rogen (who also appeared in 'Knocked Up' & '40 Year Old Virgin') and Evan Goldberg both wrote the screenplay, and started on it when they were 13. The 2 of them have been best friends, and Seth and Evan in the movie are loosley based on themselves.

I am seeing that there are some bad reviews or comments on the movie, which is ridiculous. Obviously from seeing the previews you know it's just a fun movie, if you're too tight-assed to understand that, you shouldn't be going to see it.

I wish I could write reviews, but I'm really not good at that.

Another movie I saw over the weekend, 'The Number 23'. I liked it a lot, too. It was absolutely crazy, though. (But, I always thoroughly enjoy the messed up ones.) So, it did not disappoint me. That's another movie that got some bad reports about the writing, and plot, etc.
It's one of those movies that I wouldn't mind seeing a few more times in order to analyze and understand it better. You know, like, "Ohhhh, I get that now!"
Anyone else see either of these yet? What do you think?