I suck.

Yes, again, I'm sorry.

I've settled into some sort of winter depression that's caused me to have nothing good to write about here.

I've been in a slump and I don't want to put anyone in a situation where they're reading about all my "woes" or what-not. That's no fun.

Really, I don't think I have that many "woes" right now. But, nothing overly exciting or funny has happened lately. Thus, I have nothing for you.

I did think of this though for in case of rough blogging times...

Now, let me happily present to you --- "The Chronicles of Ceiling Cat"

I think they are ALL hilarious! I hope you enjoy!

Hi.

Sorry if you've noticed I haven't posted or anything lately. It really hasn't been THAT long, but -- might feel like it is.
Anyways, I've been so super busy, and nothing notably too funny or interesting has come about for me to share.
Here's a quick run-down though of what I've been up to:

1. I have a 'friend' - one of those kinds that are kind of manipulative and try pathetically and desperately to be BFF's with all of your friends. Yeah. Not fun. Quite annoying. And she thinks she's in love with one of our guy friends in the group.

2. The boyfriend's bro is one of my best friends. He decided to propose to his g/f of 2 months. She hasn't even met the 'rents yet. He just got out of a serious relationship about 4 months prior to their dating. He's been very immature. It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Then, R got angry with me for not telling him his brother got engaged. But, I explained that I have to keep his trust, we're best friends. Definitely don't wanna be in the middle of this BS.

3. Work has been crazy busy. My eyeballs hurt at the end of every day in the office.

4. I'd like to get a new winter coat, new boots, and maybe 2 new pairs of jeans. No such luck yet.

5. Today is my friend's birthday. Went to Pier 1 to get her b-day/new apartment present. Dinner to celebrate is Saturday, where said 'friend' in #1 will be in attendance as well. (But the b-day friend isn't a 'stolen' one...they've been friends, too. lol.)

Umm, think that's about it for now. Be baaack sooooon!

Dancing Pooh Bear

This is my retarded Best Friend.

Arrested in Chicago!

So, more news on my beloved Shia.
He was arrested!
And...in Chicago where one of my close friends lives!!!
Oh why, why couldn't I have been there in the windy city stopping in Walgreens for some tampons or something!!!

Read the article here

Scary

Yours truly!
(At a Halloween party last weekend, after some mushroom tea (yeahhh...don't ask) and mucho sangria!)

Duck...duck...duck...

Carmen goosed me!!!

A). Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog...
B). Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself...
C). Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs...
D). Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
**You get it?? --- You got it?? --- [GOOD] --- So here goes:**

1. For some reason, when I was younger I thought I had some sort of psychic powers and that my mom, grandma, and my great aunt were hiding a secret about them from me!

2. I'm super clumsy. And I always get whatever I'm eating/drinking on myself!

3. Once in college I got super drunk & woke up naked in a friend's bed, thought I was somewhere else until he jokingly said, "Go make me some toast" and I later had to ask him if we had sex. Thankfully, things aren't awkward and we still joke about it.

4. When I was little and I read a book I really liked, I'd adapt the idea from it but change a bunch of details to make my own little 'book', string it together with a construction paper cover and make up a pen name on the front. (I also made up these little comics called 'Dr. Zepster and Mr. Blockhead'!)

5. Even though my parents are divorced (and have been since I was 5), they've remained the best of friends.

6. I really hate bills that come in the mail and the envelope flap to open is on the bottom.

7. When I was little I was terrified of dogs...apparently when I was a baby (a bay bay!) my mum was carrying me down this alley by our house in the winter and a yappy black killer poodle (I know...poodle right? But his teeth were out and ready to chomp!) was running around loose and came running towards my mum & I and she had no choice to kick it in it's nose. (The owner came out and yelled but my mum was in the right since this crazy poodle was loose!) So, for years I was scared of all dogs (except my grandma's little maltese, Shandy---loved her!). I was even afraid of the neighbor's weiner dog!!!

Duck...duck....duck...
Minijonb - GOOSE!
duck...duck...
Alex (goose!)
Boob Lady (...you all get the goose thing by now...)
Flenker
Kittenpower
QSW
Mister Underhill