Am I the Only Sour Cherry on the Fruit Stand?

Is anyone else as excited about Gossip Girl being brand new tonight?!

I'm reallllly excited. You're probably not, huh?

I like One Tree Hill, too, which is a new one tonight right after GG...but I get more excited about GG I think.

I also think I need a nap, I'm getting a little cooky.

OH -- BUT if you DO like Gossip Girl, OR even just the song they've been playing on their new episodes promo commercial, then listen up.

For almost a week I was endlessly searching for what the song was on the promo commercial. You've probably seen it, where the white letters flash across the black screen "O.M.G." and they show some racy scenes.

Well, if you are also wondering what the song is, good news: I figured it out!

It's called "Sour Cherry" by The Kills.

"Uh-uh-uhuh Uhuh-uh uh"

I ALSO got a new phone...check it out --

The downfall to getting sweet new phones is that just after you get it, something else waaaay cooler comes out. I got my Palm Treo 650 around 2 years ago, and it was sweet at the beginning. I still like it, but now I feel like everyone else has something cooler. But, I did get bored of the 650, and really didn't want to go with the new 750. I wanted a change. So, I purchased the PDA above.

And of course, in a few weeks they'll be coming out with the Audiovox 6900, which is awesome, but also too new (aka too expensive). I'll stick with my 6700 that isn't very old yet, and still super cool. (I tried to find a pic of the new 6900, but failed. They are, however, in the annoying Verizon ads that you may or may not get in the mail trying to get you to buy their stuff.)

P.S. Reminder: New Grey's Anatomy Thursday, too!

Wellness Oils

I've discovered something worth telling you all about. For me to blog about it, it's gotta be something pretty "WOW!"

I give you: Nature's Inventory All Natural Wellness Oils

For years, I've had symptoms of Restless Leg Syndrome (RLS). One day, I got an email from mum telling me to check out these oils, and that they have one for RLS.

I really wasn't sure if they'd work or not. But, I read testimonials and wanted to try it out, so I ordered a free sample ($1.30 S&H).

I have used it a few times...and it DOES work! I mean, I don't know if it could be a psychological thing, but either way, it works! Maybe they don't work for everyone because they don't read directions well. Like, you would probably assume you put the oil on your legs, but ya don't. You put it anywhere on your lower back and rub it in! And you don't need to use a lot of it by any means, either.

They have TONS of different kinds, some even for animals. Most bottles are $14.95 and they have gift packages, as well. I think it'd be a great gift for almost anyone! Seriously, they've got one of these oils for everything.

I'll post an update on life otherwise, a little later on!

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Don't people know by now -- If I'm drunk, I might be exaggerating

Well, maybe they wouldn't because usually I am laid back and try not to bitch much.
And since Saturday night, I was bitching, everyone thought there was some huge deal.
And also, when I am drinking, I DO think it's a pretty big deal...at the time...I guess.

Anyways, first I get an email this morning from E saying:

Hey ho - I'm curious to know what **** was doing that upset you Sat. You didn’t miss anything at Jays either. **** called me after you guys dropped him off and wanted to hang out. I regret that he has my number now!

So, I email E back and tell her that really it wasn't that big a deal along with the explanation. See, I'd gone to a wedding Saturday and took one of my guy friends along since R had previous engagements.
We had fun, I had lotsa wine, and then he dropped me back off at R's afterwards. We all had plans to meet up in the city, but everyone else was going to Jays.
I argued and argued with R. We had to go to the city as planned because **** was in town, and he wouldn't want to go to Jays.
"But, **** isn't my friend, why can't you guys go do whatever and I will do the same?"
"Because I want you to hang out with him, and you already hung out with your other friends all day at the wedding."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had a time limit on how long I can hang out with my friends."
"No, it's not like that, I mean, we just had these plans..."

And it went on like that for awhile --- I'm pretty stubborn and always wanting things my way. But, I just didn't understand why we couldn't have a night out without eachother, it wasn't the end of the world! But, eventually I started to feel bad, and I would have felt worse if I left like I almost did. I wasn't going to get my way this time, and I had to just suck it up.

So, we go and pick up ****. We go into the city and he's already drunk. I'd lost some of my buzz, but he was pretty wasted. Next thing I know, **** is being a TOTAL ASSHOLE. Just being so rude, and not having any fun. We even took him to a bar that crawls with young ho's in hopes of cheering him up, but it didn't work! He eventually just wanted to go home, but not before I'd given R a million death rays with my eyes. We fought, and I felt bad and gave in, FOR THIS?! To have no fun, when I had been having a great fun day/evening?! Horrible. I was texting E telling her I was having the worst time, and that I'd explain later. Which is why I got that email from her this morning.

Then, I talk via email to another one of our girlfriends and she says:

HI HI HI!!!! I've been swamped with work this weekend and week! I'm going to NYC to visit this weekend!!! How was the wedding? Tell me all about it, E said there was major drama w/ ****!

So, again, I emailed back and gave her the explanation, as well. I told her E was exaggerating, it was far from MAJOR drama, but I'm sure I too exaggerated in my texts to her, so I couldn't really blame her for thinking it was major. But, that it wasn't. Major.
Ugh.

Re-dick

WTF happened to me last night is the question. Wow.
Dad's been outta town this week on vacay and left me to run shit, so I show up still drunk a half hour late this morning & walk in to everyone just sitting there. I said, "What are you guys doing?" and they said "waiting on you." I said sorry and then sent them on their merry way to get some work done. But, really? They didn't freakin' need me to tell them what to do, it was very cut & dry. Only 2 jobs on the list so far, all I did was hand out 2 work orders and said, "Ok, here ya go, you can have that one."
Now, I have to do payroll. Ugh. Too. Much. Brainwork.

I got McDonald's breakfast this morning, usually it helps. But not when you ask for a choc milkshake and they give you one of those stupid little moo milk jugs instead.

I need a nap.

Oh, yeah, and I lost Rock, Paper, Scissors last night. You should have seen the lady that I competed with. Either she was: a) a classified slow person or b) really, really drunk.

The answer turned out to be B. She was later spotted puking in the bathroom. This lady was like 40 something and didn't even know WTF she was doing. She wasn't playing correctly on count and then half the time she'd throw AFTER me!!! The rep felt really bad for me, and I tried to get a re-match but it didn't work. AND EVERYONE in the place told me I got totally screwed. Turns out I'm kind of a big deal because everyone was like, "Aren't you the girl that won? I heard all about you..."

But now, my reign has come to an end.

Until next year.

Drumroll Pleasssseee...

My book is being released tomorrow!!!

...and that is no April Fool's Tom Foolery goin' on right therrrrre